Saturday, March 7, 2009

Liberal Youth Elections.


As things are being reported, it would seem the current Chairman of Liberal Youth was giving a speech at the Liberal Democrat Spring Forum. Whilst in the process of entertaining the crowd with recollections of her accomplishments since being elected to the role, it looks like her rival for the job decided to heckle with a cry of “you've done nothing”. The reaction I have seen suggests some in LY are not happy with her interjection....
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The first thing to note is that, whilst CF members can accord themselves a little chuckle regarding these events, they are in no position to throw any stones on the matter. CF Elections are renowned for being poorly run and the hustings events can be quite intimidating affairs for those who have never previously witnessed them. The only CF Election hustings in recent memory I can remember being heckle free were the ones Nick Webb hosted in Bristol. I think the success of that event can be directly attributed to his decision to allow CF's most handsome, intelligent and god damm amazing man to chair them........Seriously, heckling is an unwanted part of any election event and it is pleasing to see the heckler getting some stick for her actions. Having said that, if this website is true then a part of me is looking forward to seeing how the proposed candidate responds to anyone brave enough to heckle him.......It could be cutting!
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My doctoral thesis has seen me focus almost exclusively on CF and I have never met either candidate in the Liberal Youth Elections. I do occasionally come into contact with Sara on the Liberal Youth Forums however, where I join a handful of conservatives in posting regularly (some CF members have suggested to me I should not bother, but I think the standard of debate is high, I enjoy the occasional rant against the resident Labour troll and I have more in common politically with Orange Book Liberals then Tombstone Conservatives). I recall recently picking her up on a comment where she called the Conservative Party BNP Lite. I posted a reply inviting other forum members to indicate whether they agreed with her observation. As a mod, she removed my question and sent me a message saying she had done so because engaging in such a nonsense exercise would not be productive (or words to that affect). I personally thought this was an unnecessary deletion and that curtailing the debate by removing my post was strange.
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If I was a LY member, I suppose I would therefore cast a vote for Elaine, on the basis she has always been prepared to address my questions and has never deleted my comments! Forget what is best for the organisation, always cast a vote based on who has pissed you off the least :-)

Saturday, February 28, 2009

London Spin - Pure Quality Journalism?

I am sure I am almost certainly alone in wondering what happened to London Spin. Although the very personification of averageness, it did nevertheless make for an occasionally amusing and informative read. The libertarian attitude adopted to comment moderation in particular made the website always worth a couple of minutes, as did the names adopted by the pure quality journalists who contributed to it. This was particularly the case when CF Staffordshire's favourite blogger, Harry Cole, decided to turn his focus onto the real big issue of the day – the Ed University Rector elections. For a short time, London Spin was the best CF website on the internet.......what a depressing thought that is.

And then it was gone...into the ether...off to the great blog heaven in the sky. Most people probably are not bothered by this on the basis I suspect its readership could be packed into a phone box. Yet just like TBG, it went without any explanation...

That was until Recess Monkey posted a theory on his website that suggested London Spin had made a huge mistake in assuming Carla Jones was a journalist. You might recall that LondonSpin put something up suggesting Carla Jones was a journalist from the Daily Mirror who had taken to befriending CF members in the hope of finding another Matthew Lewis story. The blogpost went around like bloggersphere like wildfire. Tory Bear run the Curious Case of Carla Jones piece, CF reps and CCHQ officials sent messages to members pleading for her to be defriended. Even Iain Dale run a piece encouraging us all to bin this particular facebook friend...Recess Monkey however thinks everybody cocked up. Recess Monkey believes Carla Jones was a pseudonym adopted by a CCHQ staffer friend of his and that London Spin got it wrong...

Now, Recess Monkey has a habit of getting this kind of thing wrong (Thatcher is still alive and kicking at the time of writing...). However, if he is correct on this one, then the CF Bloggersphere has committed one big fuck up.

Either way, London Spin is no more........the truth or falsehood of the Recess Monkey story perhaps should determine whether this is a good thing or not. The Tory bloggersphere has remained silent on Hilton's post.........I suspect that will remain unchanged :-)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

CF Campaign Video - Priceless

It is rare I find myself speechless, but the video that has been produced to highlight the forthcoming London CF Campaign Day has achieved the feat. Tory Bear has it for you here...its well worth a watch.

The choice of Kayne West's Stronger to accompany the images is an interesting selection. The use of the F word in the minute long clip should be well received by the blue rinse brigade. The best bit of all for me however is when the section with Patrick Sullivan comes onto the screen just as Kayne tells us we should “bow in the presence of greatness”

Priceless

Sunday, February 8, 2009

25 Random Facts

Iain Dale has followed Nick Clegg and produced 25 things you never knew about him...If its good enough for Clegg and Dale...

1 My first memory is falling off a yellow tricycle and cutting my knee open...

2 I had my bike confiscated from me when I was 6 because I was a very dangerous rider.

3 I cannot swim

4 I have a scar on my head from where I had stitches put in after my skull had an unfortunate meeting with an iron gate. Its fair to say the iron gate won that encounter...

5 I have worn glasses since the age of 7 and currently have a -10 prescription.

6 I have been to more then 50 countries in the world, but only got on a plane for the first time about 2 years ago

7 I have worked for 3 different elected representatives in 3 different nations

8 I am currently not a member of any political party or pressure group.

9 My first job was working behind the counter at Argos. I was moved upstairs to the warehouse shortly afterwards on the grounds I apparently was not interacting with the general public in a positive manner.

10 I was stabbed at school by my soon to be best man...

11 I failed more GCSE's then I passed and just about secured good enough grades to do my A-Levels. Having a MA and doing a PhD seemed a long way off back then.

12 I have, to my eternal shame, been escorted out of a football ground...It was not my fault though!

13 I have also had a pork pie chucked at my head at a football ground...but that was not my fault either!

14 I never got drunk before I turned 18

15 I have been squashed by Ken Clarke whilst trying to get into a lift.

16 I have been told by Joe Cole's girlfriend, Carly Zuker, that I am weird...

17 The first person I met in Conservative Future was Paul Bristow and the second was Andre Walker...No wonder I am scarred for life!!

18 I once told a hostel owner who had misplaced my booking that I worked for Lonely Planet in a bid to try and jog his memory where he had put it...The result was not quite what I expected!

19 I have slept in a temple

20 I have collected money for charity at a Chesney Hawkes gig

21 I have won an all in hand of poker against former world snooker champion Mark Williams

22 I once got chucked out of a gig for crowdsurfing...the recklessness of youth

23 I have never been arrested...but have encountered the police in places as diverse as Manchester and Singapore Airport!

24 I own more then 2,000 music albums.

25 I met first met my partner when I rented a room from her.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Twatters

My old drinking partner and the architect of the best City CF Branch social that never was, Damon Lord, has always been quicker at recognising the potential of new websites then me. Although I introduced Dazza to the fine art of blogging, the journey has has taken his blog down leaves my humble effort trailing in its wake. That is why his blog is all snazzy and lovely, if impossible to leave a bloody comment on, and my blog remains on a bog standard blogger template. Anyway, Damon has been pestering me to join some website called twatter (or something like that anyway). I am told its where all the cool kids, and some old CF mates as well, hang out these days. It also seems that Gordon Brown's staff spend a bit of time there as well...
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Damon got a message on twatter saying that 10 Downing Street were now following his updates on this website. I think I speak for the vast majoirty of Cardiff CF when I say this is a fantastic development on the grounds if ever there was a man who needed monitoring its Damon. What made the message a little bit more strange however is that it, apparently, arrived at 4am in the morning...
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I am going to do something I should perhaps no better then to do and give Damon credence for telling the truth. If this is in fact 100% true then you have to ask what the hell people in 10 Downing Street are doing...The UK economy is going down the pan, Cameron is pasting your boss every week at PMQ's, you have no ideological direction, you have no political direction, you have no commonsense, you have no public support, you're facing electoral defeat and your boss has grand delusions about saving the world. What do you do...you spend your time registering to follow Damon Lord on twatter.
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What a bunch of twats

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The British National Party

It seems a recent posting by Conservative Future Chairman Michael Rock has attracted a decent amount of coverage. Iain Dale and Harry Cole both run pieces on it...

First and foremost, it is excellent to see Chairman Rock using the wonderfully revamped CF Website to make what unquesitonably constitutes a political post. Given that the recent history of CF has seen the organisation almost exclusively focused on electioneering and socialising, it is sometimes easy to forget that it is in fact a political organisation affiliated to the Conservative Party. This reconnection of the CF individual with his natural political animal is to be applauded and I sincerely hope a number of CF members follow Michael’s lead. Its about time CF members had a forum where political matters could be frankly and openly discussed.

The post itself concerns an issue which is particularly close to my heart; the continued and regrettable advancement of extreme nationalism in the UK. I was fortunate enough to spend some of my childhood in East Ham, one of the most wonderfully multicultural and vibrant parts of London. Those of you who know your geography will be aware that East Ham neighbours Barking, an area where the repulsive British National Party have unfortunately enjoyed considerable electoral success. Its electoral advancement, although still thankfully minimal, is not just confined to Barking and there are pockets of the nation where support for extreme nationalism has increased in recent times.

In his blogpost, Michael makes an often argued, yet still seemingly controversial, point regarding the ideological and political positioning of the BNP. Michael suggests the BNP should in fact be correctly classified as a left wing rather then right wing political organisation. Somewhat predictably, his views have been condemned by rent a cause Plaid AM Bethan Jenkins, who has historically never allowed reason, intelligence and facts to get in the way of a good rant against anything or anybody more right wing then the average Social Democrat. Given it is Miss Jenkins who has articulated the nonsensical criticism that Rock’s views are disgraceful, I think it is safe to assume they are in fact not. A good rule of Welsh politics, in my assessment, is to simply take the alternative view to whatever Bethan is proposing. It usually cannot see you far wrong and it almost universally leads you down the correct pathway.

For what it’s worth…I personally think it is also inaccurate to declare the BNP a left wing political organisation. I personally consider the BNP to be an extreme nationalist organisation with a diverse membership comprising of socialists, conservatives and, believe it or not, self professed liberals. I feel extreme nationalism cannot be adequately located on a left/right axis and it is futile to attempt to do so. As a consequence, I think all three mainstream political parties have historically lost voters to the BNP and I think all three will continue to do so unless the concerns of certain sections of our society are listened to and addressed.

In the recent past however, it is unquestionable that the BNP have performed particularly well in parts of the UK which may be described as traditionally socialist. I can therefore understand why some attempt to portray the BNP as a left wing problem. Barking and Dagenham may be many things…but traditionally conservative (that’s a small c there) they are not. Burnley, Bradford, Oldham and Stoke may be many things… but traditionally conservative they are not. I therefore do not think it is ridiculous to suggest that some adherents to socialist thinking do not find it a huge political jump to switch to extreme nationalism.

Equally concerning however is the rise in theoritical support organisations such as the BNP have been receiving in areas where conservatism flourishes. This has yet to transcend itself into electoral support and the extent to which it will do remains a moot point until we have some electoral data to dissect. Pinning my colours to the mast however… I do think the British National Party, if it fields candidates in parts of Alf Garnett Toryland, will find itself saving an alarmingly high number of deposits.

The most important part of Michael’s post was the title… We must all unite together to defeat the menace of the BNP. The BNP is a horrendous organisation that seeks to divide this wonderful nation. The fact they declare themselves the upholders of nationalism in this country makes me sick. It is however an organisation which has perfected the art of effective localised political campaigning. It hurts to type this, but the BNP do have the ability, in various parts of the UK, to out campaign the three mainstream political parties. This really must change.
For me, the way in which we endeavour to combat the BNP is totally arse about face. For example, why do we insist on supporting NUS No Platform Polices when it comes to the BNP? I say let them speak and trust that our arguments will win the day. Refusing them a voice only allows them to play the erosion of liberty card. Let them have a platform…and let us demonstrate to the watching masses that our beliefs and values are stronger and more credible then anything they can offer. In addition, why on earth do we persist with this, albeit good intentioned, notion that bussing a shedload of Anti-BNP campaigners into a community for a 24 hour campaign drop is somehow an effective move? Fighting the BNP is not like fighting a general election under normal rules of engagement. This sort of action achieves absolutely nothing other then to make those who have given the BNP a listen even more determined to stick with their newfound allegiance. The whole point people is that certain parts of the UK react badly to outsiders venturing in and ordering them around!!! Barking does not want a bunch of students descending on it telling it who it should or should not vote for. Places such as this need strong local community voices to emerge and fight the scourge of the BNP head on and within a localised context. The fight is a slow and extremely localised one…and we as political organisations owe it to those engaged in the fight to offer administrative support from afar wherever we can.

In my mind, all mainstream political parties must support local candidates in such areas if success is to be achieved. It is here that selection is crucial. Disengaged political participants need to know their potential liberal, socialist or conservative representative understands them, their concerns and their way of thinking. They need to be authentic and embrace the local culture of these wonderful communities. Shipping in a careerist from 200 miles away may win you the seat, but it does not address the underlying problem. Finally, we need to recognise that success is not about seeing the BNP share of the vote dwindle to 1% or 2%. This is still far too high and no reason to stop our efforts. As mainstream political participants, we need to be constantly vigilant against the threat posed by extreme nationalism. We need to assist those in our local communities who are promoting community cohesion and fight tooth and nail against those who spread division and hatred. A liberal society is a tolerant one. We must all strive to defend that.
For this reason – political organisations such as the BNP are something all of us, conservatives, socialists, communists, libertarians and all other ideological creeds, must unite to defeat. It is a problem for us all to address and one we must if we are to tackle the continued advancement of extreme nationalism in our wonderful nation.

The BNP is a cancer of mainstream politics. Lets work together to beat it

Obama In Drugs Bust

The New Zealand Herald is today reporting the sad news that George Obama, half brother to the President of the United States, has been arrested in Kenya having been found in possession of cannabis.

According to the NZ Herald, George Obama has lived a life of poverty in his homeland. He is not close to his famous half brother and he was not present at the inauguration ceremony. Aside from sharing the same father and surname, there seems little the Harvard educated President has in common with his impoverished sibling.

If this tragic story teaches us only one thing, it is perhaps just how fickle the finger of fate can be. One wonders whether, as Aretha sang her soul and left not a dry eye in the house, President Obama considered just how differently things might have turned out for him had fate played a different hand. I hope it is a memory that lingers long when the Obama administration come to tackle issues such as social deprivation and international development.